I speak only for myself and not my current, past, future or any other employers you or I have imagined I work for. On occasion, I get away with speaking for my wife (although she dislikes it).

If you quote anything I say as “[anyone other than Val Markovic] said” I will be very disappointed in you. Not cool. Don’t do that (please).

If at some point I do end up speaking for someone else on this site, rest assured you will be notified by flamingos the color of lapis lazuli falling from the sky. It will be excruciatingly hard to miss, so don’t worry.

I reserve the right to not have a clue. Be forewarned, I exercise it frequently.